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 20. Unpaid Intern - 5.5/10 Somewhat funny, but too short. Not my kind of music. 19. Problematic - 6/10 This one didn't quite fit the vibe of the rest of the special. A little too intense. 18. All Eyes on Me - 6.5/10 Repetitive, but bumpin' nonetheless. Didn't need to be 5 minutes. 17. Shit - 6.5/10 Weird groove that would work really well with different lyrics. 16. All Time Low - 7/10 Why couldn't this one be longer??? An electric version of a lot of other songs here. 15. Welcome to the Internet - 7/10 My hottest take yet. It's aggressively whimsical. However, some of the best lyrics in the special. "Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime." 14. Bezos II - 7.5/10 A tad bland compared to the first. Power song. 13. Any Day Now - 7.5/10 The credits song. A jam, but not super special compared to the A and S tier music. 12. Don't Wanna Know - 8/10 Awesome song for the halfway mark. Subtly reflective. 11. 30 - 8/10 This one hit me hard, and I haven

The best sports team ever is the 2016 Cleveland Cavaliers. Here's my evaluation of every single player and playoff series. I have a lot of time on my hands.  Matthew Dellavedova (PG) I LOVE DELLY. Always in the right place and and provided excellent facilitation to the scorers. Channing Frye (C) Great locker room presence, the life of the squad. Provided veteran leadership for the admittedly sparse young guys.  Joe Harris (SG/SF) This was before he was good. Just sort of whatever. Made threes occasionally.  Kyrie Irving (PG) The very best year of Kyrie basketball, except for maybe 19-20. He was able to be a sidekick playing at a star level. LeBron James (Every position) Also the best year of LeBron basketball. He stepped up and brought it this year, especially in the playoffs. The second to last year of true LeBron dominance. Richard Jefferson (SF) The other cool vet, except he still had skills. Was a nice boost off the bench, and super smart. Kevin Love (PF) Every time he throws a

 Trader Joe's is a fucking nightmare. You pull up, bam, it's 32 degrees. You have no idea if what you're buying is the greatest food ever or total ass. Oh no, they're out of the white cheddar corn puffs, so you're forced to get the onion ones that you hate. They're playing Vance Joy. You find the damn tiger, but whoops, you're too old to claim the prize. THEY ARE PLAYING VANCE JOY. Anyway, I love Trader Joe's but wow they suck.

Hello friends. This is my blog. Despite what it may seem like, none of this is satirical at all. I genuinely love doing this. The name "zuckonit" is a reference to Mark Zuckerberg's blog in The Social Network and hopefully in real life too. However, my true inspiration for this was seeing so much about MySpace on Glee. So yeah enjoy or don't.