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Trader Joes

 Trader Joe's is a fucking nightmare. You pull up, bam, it's 32 degrees. You have no idea if what you're buying is the greatest food ever or total ass. Oh no, they're out of the white cheddar corn puffs, so you're forced to get the onion ones that you hate. They're playing Vance Joy. You find the damn tiger, but whoops, you're too old to claim the prize. THEY ARE PLAYING VANCE JOY. Anyway, I love Trader Joe's but wow they suck.

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