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GRADUATION - KANYE WEST Best Song: Flashing Lights First Song I Got Hooked On: Good Life BECAUSE THE INTERNET - CHILDISH GAMBINO Best Song: Shadows First Song I Got Hooked On: Sweatpants FLOWER BOY - TYLER, THE CREATOR Best Song: 911/Mr. Lonely First Song I Got Hooked On: Boredom COLORING BOOK - CHANCE THE RAPPER Best Song: Same Drugs First Song I Got Hooked On: No Problem DESPICABLE ME - PHARRELL WILLIAMS Best Song: Prettiest Girls First Song I Got Hooked On: Fun, Fun, Fun KAUAI - CHILDISH GAMBINO Best Song: Sober First Song I Got Hooked On: Sober INSIDE - BO BURNHAM Best Song: Comedy First Song I Got Hooked On: Sexting SILO - THE ALTOGETHER Best Song: Ladybug First Song I Got Hooked On: See The Day IGOR - TYLER, THE CREATOR Best Song: WHAT'S GOOD First Song I Got Hooked On: EARFQUAKE SATURATION III - BROCKHAMPTON Best Song: JOHNNY First Song I Got Hooked On: ZIPPER EGO DEATH - THE INTERNET Best Song: Famous (technically on the bonus tracks) First Song I Got Hooked On: Go wit...

Inside The Social Network Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Whiplash Ocean’s 11 National Treasure Moneyball  The Devil Wears Prada The Lego Movie  The Muppets High School Musical 2 La La Land Spirited Away 10 Things I Hate About You Twilight Inside Out High School Musical Raiders of the Lost Ark Cars Revenge of the Sith The Dark Knight Jurassic Park The Sound of Music Iron Man The Winter Soldier A New Hope Ocean’s 13 Ratatouille Cars 2 Despicable Me The Art of Self Defense Endgame The Perks of Being a Wallflower Princess Diaries The Martian High School Musical 3 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse The Matrix The Truman Show Kung Fu Panda 2 Inception Mall Cop Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Breaking Dawn Part 2 Monsters Inc. Breaking Dawn Part 1 Fantastic Mr. Fox Wall-E Iron Man 2 Kiki’s Delivery Service Midnight in Paris Toy Story Chef Eclipse Rango The Empire Strikes Back Soul Superbad Little Women Jojo Rabbit Knives Out Crazy Rich Asians (500) Days of Summer Now You See Me Ocean’s 1...

One month and 4 rewatches later, I wanted to revisit my definitive ranking of all the songs in Inside . My previous ranking was deeply flawed, and now I have returned to correct its mistakes. I have chosen to keep the numbered ranking order, but the songs are now also divided into tiers. If you want reasoning as to why I like or don't like a song, see my original ranking. I will put a sentence or two with a song explaining why it moved up or down, if the change was substantial. D TIER - Songs that probably aren't worth downloading into your library 20. Unpaid Intern - 4.5/10 19. All Eyes On Me - 5/10 18. All Time Low - 6/10 17. Any Day Now - 6.5/10 Any Day Now is a fun little jingle, but in truth, it's just the credits song, and thus quite bland. C TIER - Good, not great 16. Bezos II - 7/10 15. Shit - 7/10 14. Problematic - 7.5/10 Discovered the numerous ways this mirrors my own life, also the end is spectacular. 13. 30 - 7.5/10 B TIER - It goes hard, but does not ascend mo...

 20. Unpaid Intern - 5.5/10 Somewhat funny, but too short. Not my kind of music. 19. Problematic - 6/10 This one didn't quite fit the vibe of the rest of the special. A little too intense. 18. All Eyes on Me - 6.5/10 Repetitive, but bumpin' nonetheless. Didn't need to be 5 minutes. 17. Shit - 6.5/10 Weird groove that would work really well with different lyrics. 16. All Time Low - 7/10 Why couldn't this one be longer??? An electric version of a lot of other songs here. 15. Welcome to the Internet - 7/10 My hottest take yet. It's aggressively whimsical. However, some of the best lyrics in the special. "Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime." 14. Bezos II - 7.5/10 A tad bland compared to the first. Power song. 13. Any Day Now - 7.5/10 The credits song. A jam, but not super special compared to the A and S tier music. 12. Don't Wanna Know - 8/10 Awesome song for the halfway mark. Subtly reflective. 11. 30 - 8/10 This one hit me hard, and I haven...

The best sports team ever is the 2016 Cleveland Cavaliers. Here's my evaluation of every single player and playoff series. I have a lot of time on my hands.  Matthew Dellavedova (PG) I LOVE DELLY. Always in the right place and and provided excellent facilitation to the scorers. Channing Frye (C) Great locker room presence, the life of the squad. Provided veteran leadership for the admittedly sparse young guys.  Joe Harris (SG/SF) This was before he was good. Just sort of whatever. Made threes occasionally.  Kyrie Irving (PG) The very best year of Kyrie basketball, except for maybe 19-20. He was able to be a sidekick playing at a star level. LeBron James (Every position) Also the best year of LeBron basketball. He stepped up and brought it this year, especially in the playoffs. The second to last year of true LeBron dominance. Richard Jefferson (SF) The other cool vet, except he still had skills. Was a nice boost off the bench, and super smart. Kevin Love (PF) Every time h...

 Trader Joe's is a fucking nightmare. You pull up, bam, it's 32 degrees. You have no idea if what you're buying is the greatest food ever or total ass. Oh no, they're out of the white cheddar corn puffs, so you're forced to get the onion ones that you hate. They're playing Vance Joy. You find the damn tiger, but whoops, you're too old to claim the prize. THEY ARE PLAYING VANCE JOY. Anyway, I love Trader Joe's but wow they suck.

Hello friends. This is my blog. Despite what it may seem like, none of this is satirical at all. I genuinely love doing this. The name "zuckonit" is a reference to Mark Zuckerberg's blog in The Social Network and hopefully in real life too. However, my true inspiration for this was seeing so much about MySpace on Glee. So yeah enjoy or don't.