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ranking every taylor swift song (in my library) and mathematically determining meaningless garbage

This is my official ranking of all 71 Taylor Swift songs in my music library. I will be using the deluxe versions of albums, as well as Taylor's Version of Fearless. The self-titled debut album is being neglected. Forever and Always (Piano Version) is being left out. Each song will be given a score. The #1 song gets a 7.1, and the #71 song gets a 0.1 (a Mr. Irrelevant of sorts). I'll add the points from each song in an album together to discover my album rankings and era rankings according to my pseudo-mathematical scoring system. For the era rankings, I'm splitting Red's score between Country and Pop. It mixes elements of both genres. The albums are also color coded. You can figure it out, I don't want to have to make a key for this one. 

SONG RANKINGS

  1. New Romantics

  2. Mr. Perfectly Fine

  3. Hey Stephen

  4. Lover

  5. August

  6. How You Get The Girl

  7. Enchanted

  8. Starlight

  9. 22

  10. I Think He Knows

  11. Fifteen

  12. You Are In Love

  13. Better Than Revenge

  14. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince

  15. Paper Rings

  16. London Boy

  17. Long Story Short

  18. The Lakes

  19. Getaway Car

  20. Forever and Always

  21. Willow

  22. Love Story

  23. Ours

  24. The Last Great American Dynasty

  25. New Year’s Day

  26. Mean

  27. You Belong With Me

  28. The Story Of Us

  29. The Other Side Of The Door

  30. Style

  31. Welcome To New York

  32. The Way I Loved You

  33. Today Was A Fairytale

  34. Stay Stay Stay

  35. Ivy

  36. Wildest Dreams

  37. All Too Well

  38. Speak Now

  39. Marjorie

  40. The Man

  41. Dear John

  42. End Game

  43. The Lucky One

  44. Gorgeous

  45. Blank Space

  46. Mirrorball

  47. Delicate

  48. Everything Has Changed

  49. Long Live

  50. Girl At Home

  51. I Know Places

  52. It’s Time To Go

  53. Mine

  54. Jump Then Fall

  55. Come In With The Rain

  56. I Wish You Would

  57. Illicit Affairs

  58. Tolerate It

  59. Back To December

  60. Out Of The Woods

  61. I Knew You Were Trouble

  62. White Horse

  63. Evermore

  64. King Of My Heart

  65. Holy Ground

  66. Last Kiss

  67. The Moment I Knew

  68. Haunted

  69. Shake It Off

  70. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

  71. Cowboy Like Me


ALBUM RANKINGS

  1. FEARLESS - 51.4

  2. 1989 - 39.5

  3. SPEAK NOW - 39.3

  4. LOVER - 33.3

  5. RED - 30

  6. EVERMORE - 22

  7. FOLKLORE - 21

  8. REPUTATION - 19.1


ERA RANKINGS

  1. POP (Red, 1989, Reputation, Lover) - 106.9

  2. COUNTRY (Fearless, Speak Now, Red) - 105.7

  3. ALTERNATIVE (Folklore, Evermore) - 43

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