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ranking every taylor swift song (in my library) and mathematically determining meaningless garbage redux: redux

I added a ton of new songs to my library, so this rank has way more songs. This also lead to a score increase for every album. As well as drastic change on the leaderboard. No longer ranking "eras", they're too hard to define. 

  1. Betty

  2. Superman

  3. New Romantics

  4. August

  5. Hey Stephen

  6. Mirrorball

  7. Lover

  8. Mr. Perfectly Fine

  9. Gold Rush

  10. This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

  11. Cruel Summer

  12. Dorothea

  13. Illicit Affairs

  14. Speak Now

  15. How You Get The Girl

  16. ...Ready For It?

  17. Invisible String

  18. Ivy

  19. Cardigan

  20. Better Than Revenge

  21. Long Story Short

  22. 22

  23. Enchanted

  24. Fearless

  25. Forever & Always

  26. Love Story

  27. Cornelia Street

  28. Willow

  29. The Lakes

  30. Seven

  31. New Year’s Day

  32. You Are In Love

  33. I Did Something Bad

  34. Out Of The Woods

  35. Getaway Car

  36. Don’t Blame Me

  37. Paper Rings

  38. My Tears Ricochet

  39. I Think He Knows

  40. Welcome to New York

  41. Starlight

  42. Mean

  43. The Other Side Of The Door

  44. Fifteen

  45. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince

  46. The Last Great American Dynasty

  47. Today Was A Fairytale

  48. You Belong With Me

  49. Style

  50. Dress

  51. London Boy

  52. The Man

  53. It’s Time To Go

  54. State of Grace

  55. Blank Space

  56. The Lucky One

  57. All Too Well

  58. King Of My Heart

  59. Marjorie

  60. The 1

  61. The Story of Us

  62. Jump Then Fall

  63. Tolerate It

  64. This Is Me Trying

  65. Everything Has Changed

  66. Cowboy Like Me

  67. Long Live

  68. Come In With The Rain

  69. Dear John

  70. Wildest Dreams

  71. Shake It Off

  72. Holy Ground

  73. Death By A Thousand Cuts

  74. Forever & Always (Piano Version)

  75. Call It What You Want

  76. Evermore

  77. Ours

  78. Stay Stay Stay

  79. Gorgeous

  80. Girl At Home

  81. Mine

  82. I Know Places

  83. Red

  84. Sparks Fly

  85. Delicate

  86. Haunted

  87. The Way I Loved You

  88. White Horse

  89. The Moment I Knew

  90. End Game

  91. I Wish You Would

  92. Back To December

  93. Last Kiss


Folklore: 80.1 (+40.1)

Fearless: 66.7 (+10)

Evermore: 53.5 (+24.4)

Reputation: 53 (+36.4)

Speak Now: 50.5 (+15.8)

Lover: 50.4 (+15.7)

1989: 49.2 (+12.8)

Red: 33.7 (+12.8)


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