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Ranking Every Song in Bo Burnham's Inside: Redux

One month and 4 rewatches later, I wanted to revisit my definitive ranking of all the songs in Inside. My previous ranking was deeply flawed, and now I have returned to correct its mistakes. I have chosen to keep the numbered ranking order, but the songs are now also divided into tiers. If you want reasoning as to why I like or don't like a song, see my original ranking. I will put a sentence or two with a song explaining why it moved up or down, if the change was substantial.

D TIER - Songs that probably aren't worth downloading into your library

20. Unpaid Intern - 4.5/10

19. All Eyes On Me - 5/10

18. All Time Low - 6/10

17. Any Day Now - 6.5/10

Any Day Now is a fun little jingle, but in truth, it's just the credits song, and thus quite bland.

C TIER - Good, not great

16. Bezos II - 7/10

15. Shit - 7/10

14. Problematic - 7.5/10

Discovered the numerous ways this mirrors my own life, also the end is spectacular.

13. 30 - 7.5/10

B TIER - It goes hard, but does not ascend mortality like some others

12. Sexting - 8/10

This one took a hard fall not because I like it less, I just realized that the ones above it were better.

11. Welcome to the Internet - 8/10

It is so incredibly creative and representing of the Internet in a way that makes my brain explode.

10. White Woman's Instagram - 8.5/10

9. FaceTime with my Mom (Tonight) - 8.5/10

A TIER - Some of the greatest songs my ears have experienced

8. Don't Wanna Know - 8.5/10

Failed to understand the pensiveness originally.

7. That Funny Feeling - 9/10

The chorus is awesome, but the verses got boring. 

6. Goodbye - 9/10 

Hits harder each time I hear it.

5. How the World Works 9/10

S TIER - The epitome of God's creation

4. Bezos I - 9.5/10

3. Comedy - 9.5/10

The vastly different segments of this masterpiece are what give it character.

2. Look Who's Inside Again - 10/10

1. Content - 10/10

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  1. Problematic is far better than you give it credit for in my opinion

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    1. redux: redux coming sometime in august

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